Two guys talking at the bar:
"So Joe, what did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?
Joe: I haven't started shopping yet. It is a bit early. It is only 12/22." What are you going to get your wife?
Stan: I already got it. I bought her a diamond ring.
Joe: I am impressed. Early and such an extravagant and expensive gift. But didn't she want a new red Maserati?
Stan: Yeah, but where am I going to find a fake Maserati?
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We hope all of your Holiday Wishes come true,
Janet + Randy