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Halloween Approaches

Boo Y'all!, 

For those not acquainted with the Southern United States, that was a Southern Halloween Greeting! Since Halloween is fast approaching, time to think about that quick and easy Halloween project.  Crank out that apron, table runner, placemats, coasters, etc. in record time with our wide array of Halloween fabrics.  And yes we even have some that glow in the dark fabrics - and no- they will not keep you up at night nor work as a functioning night light. Just click on the link below to view our Halloween fabrics.

Halloween Fabrics

But quite possibly the best thing about our Halloween offerings are - THEY ARE ALL ON SALE!!!!

                           Pre-Halloween Sale  

* 10% off all Halloween Fabrics (even if they are already on sale)

*An additional 5% if UGA wins against Missouri  (game time 7:30 PM 10/1/2022). You knew this was coming - right?

*Sale begins Saturday 10/1/2022.

*Sale ends at midnight Saturday 10/08/2022.

*Online customers use code: Boo22



Janet has been busy - very busy - marking down prices on thousands of bolts of fabrics. Her goal is to reduce everything not a basic, solid, wide, or re-orderable before years end. As of this email. she has done A through G,  and all of Moda. She has changed so many prices that the "Markdown" section of our website will not accept any more entries. Folks, this is a lot of fabrics and a lot of potential savings for you.  Check it out!


*Quilt Book Sale by East Cobb Quilt Sale / Free Admission/ Friday October 28, 2022 /11: AM -1PM /       La Salette Hall Catholic Church of St. Ann /4905 Roswell Road, Marietta, GA 30062 / History, Applique', Embelishment, Pieced, Modern, Art and Design. 

* Spring Fever Annual Quilt Show by Heart And Hand Quilt Guild Dawsonville, GA/ September 16-October 19, 2022 / Featuring Heart And Hand Challenge Competition / Vote for Viewer's Choice / The Bowen Center For Arts, 334 Hwy 9 North, Dawsonville, GA / Tuesday - Friday 10 AM-4 PM / Saturday 12 Noon - 4 PM / Closed Sunday and Monday / For more information please call 706-216-2787 or visit 

* Don't really know why I say this - Its pretty evident - Yes we have plenty of new fabrics with a table and floor of boxes yet to be opened. Big surprise - the impending hurricane has not slowed Janet from ordering. 

*DART - (Double Asteroid Redirection Test) This is not related to quilting per se, but you have to be alive to quilt. So maybe somewhat. DART is NASA's attempt to play marbles with asteroids. They crashed a satellite into a small asteroid orbiting a larger asteroid 7,000,000 miles away in the hope the crash would alter the orbit of the smaller asteroid.  The results should become available before Halloween. Being billed as "Planetary Defense" - and you thought that was only a Star Trek thing. Maybe we can yet introduce Quilting to the Martians before 2050! 

At this time of year there seems to somewhat of a nexus between Halloween and Dad Jokes. I apologize in advance.

Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my wife, “Honey there’s a witch at the door. What shall I do?”

She shouted back, “Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost.”

My mother-in-law hasn’t spoken to me since.

My wife said to me yesterday, “Honey, I think we should do something really scary for the kids this Halloween.”

I said, “Well, we could always take them to your mother’s.”


Too many spiders in your house can turn it into a no fly zone.



My girlfriend is so scared of spiders that she leaves the house until I get rid of them.

I’ve been living alone and peacefully for six hours now.


A group of trick or treaters approached the 4 BR ranch and rang the bell. As a comely elderly woman opened the door with a large bowl of assorted treats she was greeted with a resounding  "Trick or Treat" from the group.

Smiling broadly, the elderly lady proceeded to dispense treats and said out loud, " Well, well! Let's see who we have here. A witch, a skeleton."

Suddenly, puzzlement overcame her features and she inquired of the child in a three piece suit, sick pin, and patent leather shoes, "Who are you supposed to be?" 

The kid in a casual self-assured manner replied, " Lady, I'm the scariest of the lot - I'm your financial advisor!"


Halloween Wisdom:

*"Little bitty candy bars do not make little bitty butts".

*If you work in the medical field, have patient contact, and have to work on Halloween use some fashion since -- A Grim Reaper costume is probably not the best choice. 

*Make this Halloween memorable - Give out EX-lax for treats! They're chocolate! Right?

Did you hear about the witch that went to Mickey D's on Halloween and asked how many kids came with a Happy Meal?

Griszelda - "Why are yo so sad? It's Halloween!"

Wicked Witch of the South - " I Went to the Doctor yesterday, He told me I could not have kids!

Griszelda -  "Well food allegeries are not the end of the world."


I'm not saying George's wife is ugly, but last Halloween she went to the neighbors house to get them to turn down the TV. They gave her some candy, told her it was a killer costume, and closed the door.  


OK – The dreaded Halloween Riddles:


Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

A: He could feel it in his bones!


Q: What did the Skeleton say to the vampire?

A: You suck!


Q: How do you help a starving cannibal?

A: Give them a hand!

Q: What is between Godzilla's toes?

A: Slow runners!

Q: What did the cannibal get that was late for dinner? 

A: The cold shoulder!

Q: What are you going to be for Halloween?

A: Intoxicated! 

Lastly, things to ponder on Halloween:

* Do witches brooms get termites?

* If Zombies eat brains and one just passes you by, well what's the real message here?

* Why do strip clubs on Halloween never have a mummy stripper? Call it cryptease.

* Ever wonder why meteorologists give precise times for sunrise and sunset? Could it be because they are all vampires!

* Do witches use Spell - Check?

Enjoy the game and Happy Halloween!

Janet, Randy, Tina & Joseph




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